Jaspas

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Pocket Watch

Alright so a few of my closer friends know that I've always wanted to get myself a cool pocket watch. Well, now, blogging from the airport terminal 3, I've FINALLY found one. YAY!!!

Unfortunately I didn't buy it... NAY!!!

It looked like it was going to cost $2000 to $3000 anyways... GAY!!!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Email close

I just got a random girl's email address simply by trying out some of the stuff I know.

I first wrote on the public chat boards that I wanted to know how and where to get tickets for the magic show at Arena. The girl then PM'ed me...

Girl wrote:
i think u can check the magic show at the arena at sistic ya...

Jaspas wrote:

;)

Well actually I think I'll just get a ticket from Ning.

You know I've been working on doing character profiles from a person's pictures.

I'll give you the basic run down. From your picture, that you're one of those kinda
people who is really out going when you're out with friends but more reserved when you're not.

The type who has only a few big problems in life, whereas the smaller ones don't really bug you.

How accurate am I ;) ?

Girl wrote:

yup..u r right

anyway mind giving mi ur msn?

Jaspas wrote:
Hahaha. Why don't you give me yours instead. I don't wanna get tons and tons of spam mail >.<

You trust me right?

Girl wrote:

r******@hotmail.com

My coldreading really needs work, I probably should work on those.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

HOLY SHIT

http://www.squarebrain.net/strips/6.jpg

Oh man oh man, how many times have you seen that in real life?

If your answer is 0, congratulations you live in a fairly safe part of the world.

If your answer was 1 or more, you live in Singapore.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Clubbing

Note to self: Next time when clubbing, use a ghost deck.

The smoke cards are NOT UV light sensative.

KA ZUA!

Alright here's some Singapore education for you guys.

What is a KA ZUA? KA ZUA is a dilect form of Cockroach. In Singapore, sometimes Cockroaches are refered to as Jiu Ming Zhang Lang's, which is literally mendarin for '9 Life Cockroach'. They say you could chop a cockroach's head off and it would survive for a week or so before it dies... of hunger.

Anyways, I caught a kazua i na plastic bag the other day (2 or 3 days ago) and its still alivwe. The noisy lil bugger keeps scratching against the platic bag while I try to sleep. One of these days I'm going to just throw Chivas Regas into that bag... One of these days...